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I'm as surprised as you.  Can you imagine... the audacity...
I haven't even updated my blog on Myspace in over a year and yet here I sit, updating a website from a ga-billion (note the ga-prefix there) years ago. One which like, three people total know about.
I've got SOME balls, baby.
In fact, I'm so damn lazy, that I didn't even upload a new photo of myself.  That craptastic shot is from like 5 years ago, when I was young and lithe, with a full head of hair.  Oh, Father Time, how thou doth shitteth on mine soul.
Anyhoo, drama aside.  Infrequent updates will follow, and hell, maybe we'll have a bit of fun along the way as well.
~The Doc~